littlelioncub

This is why he sleeps over <3

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:44:57 +1000

This is why he sleeps over <3

amandafiske: amandafiske: so I was in the shower today and I look up and I see that my roommate...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:43:39 +1000

amandafiske:

so I was in the shower today and I look up and I see that my roommate has a scrub brush with a dildo for a handle

you think I’m kidding

urban-exhaust: fresh skate/urban/grafitti blog

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:40:18 +1000

urban-exhaust:

fresh skate/urban/grafitti blog

smokeporch: Drama-Free

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:39:57 +1000

smokeporch:

Drama-Free

foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:37:43 +1000

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

Me: oh thats cute

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Me: oh thats cute
: *checks price tag*
Me: no its not

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w-a-n-n-a-umqra: tinnyhouse: actualvriskaserket: bloosweater: ...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:23:28 +1000

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:21:32 +1000

“One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.”

- Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via mydemisee)

OMG THIS! Haha

(via sharpen-yourteeth)

brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:17:39 +1000

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

artfulg: the art project that got me sent to the counselor in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:15:08 +1000

artfulg:

the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school

lookbookdotnu: “Sanctus” (by Matthias Cornilleau)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:08:25 +1000

lookbookdotnu:

“Sanctus” (by Matthias Cornilleau)

nichvlas: It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:07:51 +1000

nichvlas:

It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.

wow this

how to decode a person with an anxiety disorder

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:36 +1000

skyl:

gobfunke:

lundibix:

This is by far one of the most important things I’ve seen on tumblr because It describes things I was not able to

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important.

always reblog

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